Why I won’t be returning: In all honesty it felt like sitting down with an old girlfriend for a cup of coffee. You sit across from each other and and have that moment when you slowly realize why you’re not still together. All of her quirks and faults that you once found endearing are now just annoying as hell. You may always love aspects of her, but you now fully realize her time is totally up… just like WOW.
You wake up to find yourself in the back of a dimly lit semi-truck in the parking lot of a suburban Wal-Mart super center. Have you been murdered? Nope! You just played Gears of War 3 early! Through some strange cross-marketing Microsoft is bringing semi-trucks filled with Gears 3 to a Walmart near you. Click HERE to find out if they’re coming to your city. Also, if you go inside your local Wal-Mart you’ll for sure get to see some of THIS *(I don’t know if I’d click that if I were you).